Love is a telephone which always keeps silent when you are longing for a call, but rings when you are not ready for it. As a result, we often miss the sweetness from the other end.
Love is a telephone which is seldom program-controlled or directly dialed. You cannot get an immediate answer by a mere "hello", let alone go deep into your lover's heart by one call. Usually it had to be relayed by an operator, and you have to be patient in waiting. Destiny(命运) is the operator of this phone, who is always irresponsible and fond of playing practical jokes to which she may make you a lifelong victim intentionally or unintentionally.
Love is a telephone which is always busy, When you are ready to die for love, you only find, to your disappointment, the line is already occupied by someone else, and you are greeted only by a busy line. This is an eternal regret handed down from generation to generation and you are only one of those who languish for（因…受煎熬） followers.
Love is telephone, but it is difficult to seize the center time for dialing, and you will let the opportunity slip if your call is either too early or too late.
Love is a telephone which is not always associated with happiness. Honeyed words are transmitted by sound waves, but when the lovers are brought together, the phone serves no purpose that many lovers observe that marriage is the doom of love.
Love is a telephone which, when you use it for the first time, makes you so nervous and excited that you either hold the receiver upside down or dial the wrong number. By the time you've calmed down, you will beat a loss to whom you should make the call.
Love is a telephone which often has crossed lines. And this usually happens to you unexpectedly. Your time will either cross or be crossed. Both cases are referred to as "triangle". Fortunately, all such occurrences are transient(转瞬即逝的).
小题1:What is the best title of the passage?
A．Love is transient
B．Love is permanent
C．Love is a telephone
D．What’s love in life小题2:Which statement has the closest meaning to the underlined sentence?
A．"all shall be well，Jack shall have Jill。“（有情人终成眷属）
B．A lifelong love is not only romantic but also practical
C．Love is all we have in life
D．Beauty is in the eyes of beholder小题3:Which is the synonym with the underlined word ”doom”?
A．monument
B．final end
C．key point
D．substitute小题4:In which part can this passage probably be found ?
A．advertisement
B．financial
C．emotion
D．lottery
小题1:C
小题2:B
小题3:B
小题4:C
题目分析：文章把爱比作电话，阐述了爱的真谛。
小题1:主旨题：每一段中都含有Love is a telephone，所以Love is a telephone是文章最好的题目。故选C。
小题2:猜词题：根据Destiny(命运) is the operator of this phone, who is always irresponsible and fond of playing practical jokes to which she may make you a lifelong victim intentionally or unintentionally.可知划线句子意思是永生不渝的爱不仅浪漫，而且实际，故选B。
小题3:猜词题： 根据Love is a telephone which is not always associated with happiness. Honeyed words are transmitted by sound waves, but when the lovers are brought together, the phone serves no purpose that many lovers observe that marriage is the doom of love.可猜出”doom”意思是结局，故选B。
小题4:推理题：这篇文章主要谈论了爱这一话题，故这篇文章最可能出现在情感版块。故选C。