问题 口语交际,情景问答题

好笑话不是一笑了之,而是笑过之后留有余味。读下面的笑话故事,挖掘里面耐人寻味的东西,像示例那样写出你的顿悟,表达一定的思考。(不超过50字)(5分)

示例:

[笑话故事]

调羹

麦克走进餐馆,点了一份汤,服务员马上给他端了上来。

服务员刚走开,麦克就嚷嚷起来:“对不起,这汤我没法喝。”

服务员重新给他上了一个汤,他还是说:“对不起,这汤我没法喝。”

服务员只好叫来经理。

经理毕 恭毕敬地朝麦克点点头,说:“先生,这道菜是本店最拿手的,深受顾客欢迎,难道您……”

“我是说,调羹在哪里呢?”

[顿悟]:

有错就改,当然是件好事。但我们常常却改掉正确的,留下错误的,结果是错上加错。

[笑话故事]

卖书

一个很有名的作家要来书店参观。书店老板受宠若惊,连忙把所有的书撤下,全部换上作家的书。作家来到书店后,心里非常高兴,问道:“贵店只售本人的书吗?”

“ 当然不是。”书店老板回答,“别的书销路很好,都卖完了。”

[顿悟]:                                                              

答案

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October 15th is Global Handwashing Day.  Activities are planned in more than twenty countries to get millions of people in the developing world to wash their hands with soap.

Experts say people around the world wash their hands but very few use soap at so-called critical moments. These include after using the toilet, after cleaning a baby and before touching food.

Global Handwashing Day is the idea of the Public-private Partnership for handwashing with soap. The goal, they say, is to create a culture of handwashing with soap. The organizers say all soaps are equally effective at removing disease-causing germs (细菌). They say the correct way to wash is to wet your hands with a small amount of water and cover them with soap. Rub it into all areas, including under the fingernails. Then, wash well under running water. Finally, dry your hands with a clean cloth.

The Partnership says soap is important because it increases the time that people spend washing. Soap also helps to break up the dirt that holds most of the germs. And it usually leaves a pleasant smell, which increases the chances that people will wash again.

It also says that washing hands with soap before eating and after using the toilet could save more lives than any medicine. It could help reduce cases of diarrhea (痢疾), which is the second leading cause of child deaths, killing more than one and a half million children a year, by almost half.

小题1:What does the author intend to tell us in the passage?

A.To keep healthy by washing hands.

B.To wash hands with soap.

C.To take action to wash hands.

D.To wash hands often.小题2:Which of the following is the right way to wash hands?

a. Washing hands well.                b. Covering hands with soap.

c. Drying hands.                     d. Rubbing hands with soap.

e. Wetting hands.

A.a--c--b--e--d

B.e--d--a--b--c

C.a--c--b--d--e

D.e--b--d--a--c小题3:Which fact can’t explain why soap is important?

A.It gives people a longer handwashing time.

B.It helps to remove a lot of germs from hands.

C.It attracts people to do more handwashing.

D.It gets all people into the habit of washing hands.小题4:According to the last paragraph, diarrhea is a disease that ________.

A.kills half of the kids in the developing countries a year

B.causes the greatest number of child deaths

C.can be prevented to some degree by washing hands with soap

D.can’t be cured without washing hands